So here I am, enjoying some red wine—straight from my new wine rack. This is what I am musing:
1.I am declaring my official love for America’s Next Top Model on UPN, call me weird but I love that show. I’m obsessed with the fashion industry. When I was a kid I was so inspired by an episode of Reading Rainbow regarding the NY Fashion Institute, I designed an entire line of sweaters. Right now they’re showing Top Model reruns and I can’t stand it, I want the new season so bad! Last season was incredibly rewarding: Cleavage, cat fights, anorexia threats, make-up contests, thinly veiled nudity, the models had to hang from the ceiling of a decrepit 3-story warehouse (and that was just one of the daring feats they had to perform), and of course Tyra Banks. American Idol be damned, Top Model is the best reality show I’ve seen yet.
2.Hobbes is running around like a crazy cat bandit, due to a strange case of high-altitude fleas.
3.I’m still waiting for my siblings to call and wish me a belated happy birthday. (Posting isn’t enough, Sammy).
4. The Cross-Dresser called again today. Will he finally put in an appearance at the store again? Will I be lucky enough to meet him? Stay tuned…