Mumbling Madly

“For those of you who love unicorns, Russ presents this purple unicorn with a lilac scented innerbag to you. Her name is Charisma; and she is super special, because she smells like jasmine! Charisma has a beautiful purple coat, blue eyes, pink inner ears, a white horn, and a white fuzzy tail, mane, and hooves.

Charisma likes children, especially little girls. And, though most unicorns are hard to capture, Charisma is not difficult to own at all. In fact, she would be the happiest unicorn ever if she belonged to a loving, imaginative child. Do you know a little girl who might like to own a gentle unicorn?”

All of that sexist crap aside, this unicorn is more popular than Elvis at our dance store. Originally we gagged at the idea of a unicorn that stinks of lilac, but let me tell you, they are all the RAGE with the toddler market. We’ve seen kids throw full on tantrums over these unicorns. I’ve had parents buy hundreds of dollars worth of ballet clothing and the kid still insists on the unicorn over a new leotard. Who knew?