“So what did you do this weekend?” I asked The Screamer.
“I helped my Dad carry some Heinekan into the house,” she said causually, “He bought two cases! We really can’t believe how fast he and Mommy go through it.”
Just a regular kindergarten morning for me…I find it interesting how people sometimes talk to kids like their infants. This poor guy did a presentation at our school and he spent the entire time talking to the kids in this weird falsetto voice…must of killed his vocal chords at the end of the day. One learns pretty fast that cooing at four-year-olds is exhausting…writing about them is much better.