Tue 28 Feb 2006
Van (five-years-old): “You know what is really sad? You can’t shoot seagulls anymore, they made it illegal.”
Me (twenty-eight-years-old): “What’s wrong with that?”
Van: “Well, there are other birds…but you should really be able to shoot seagulls if you want to.”
March 1st, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Van is wise beyond his years. Is it just shooting that’s illegal? AlkaSeltzer still works. “Seagoo gots upshet bewwy? Heeyoo you go….”
March 3rd, 2006 at 11:24 am
Any rules about exploding seagulls by feeding them alka seltzer tablets? Or is that just an urban legend?
March 3rd, 2006 at 11:26 am
Woops, I should really read the other comments before posting my own.
Redundancy is redundant.
March 6th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
The Alka-Seltzer worked with my mom’s new pet komodo.
I hate seagulls!