Van: Mara?
Me: Yeah?
Van: Will you wrestle me?
Me: What?
Van: Will you wrestle me?
Me: Are you serious?
Van: Yeah…
Me: I don’t know about that, Van, I think you might win.
Van: Really?
Me: Well, I could get seriously hurt…so for safety’s sake I don’t think we can wrestle…you know who I used to wrestle?
Van: Your brother?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Van: Because that’s who I wrestle all the time…my brothers.
Me: Oh, wow, what are the rules, like, how do you know who wins?
Van: Well, it’s usually whoever yells, “Mercy,” “Uncle,” or “Stop” first…or whoever cries.